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Dec. 17th, 2005

02:50 am - Edible Mistakes

Today was my first day working at edible arrangements. I ate all the mistakes. I feel like we all made a lot of mistakes so we could eat them. If only in real life when we made mistakes we could still eat them and at least we'd have delicious tastes in our mouths to distract from the mistake. But would you get indigestion? I would. I always do. And I'm not just speaking in metaphors anymore. Also, it was Mom's b-day. QUITE the success if I may say so myself. I'm pretty sure all my gift ideas "took the cake". Speaking of cake, it was a delicious white chocolate and raspberry one. I have yet to recover from my shoe drama on wednesday. Hopefully, I will just cave and buy the circas, but I don't LOVE love them like I usually love shoes that I buy. I love potato latkes, except when they turn into fat-asskes. I could probably eat a bucket of sour cream if I had one in front of me. Nothing profound to say today.

Current Mood: Chocolate-dipped dreams

Current Music: Los Angeles, I'm yours - Decemberists

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Dec. 6th, 2005

02:57 am - Thanks again, ego-crushing mattress monsters

I've just returned home from a fabulous but low-key night with some Maggies - only to be surprisingly resentful of my brand new mattress. I'm reading the warranty pamphlet and it has little diagrams of how to flip your mattress properly and what a "sag" is as opposed to a "body impression". I'm thinking, "Oh, I see... a sag is a big hammock-like dent in the mattress, whereas a body impression is a slight dip of less than 1.5 inches." but WOAH in the diagram, there are 2 body impressions.(Because this is what would occur in the majority of double beds.) ~Another public service announcement to remind you that you're not sleeping with anyone. Love, Sleep Comfort~

Current Mood: rusty springs

Current Music: You're so vain - Carly Simon

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Nov. 28th, 2005

01:40 am - Number Wan Entry

My current status of "unemployed" has triggered a nagging urge to express - if not pointless, SENSELESS Crap in a place where all my importants can read it and reflect on my brilliance, or the pathetic state of my current situation.

Current Mood: gassy

Current Music: The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

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